How to create a shrunken head

1. Obtain a head.
2. Make a cut to carefully remove the skin from the skull.
3. Soak the skin in hot water
4. Scrape off any remaining fat.
5. Sew up the cut you made in step 2.
6. Drop hot stones into the neck hole.
7. Follow the hot stones with hot sand.
8. As this mixture dries, the head will shrink.
9. Smear the face with char coal and iron smooth with hot stones.
10. The remaining head is now the size of a large fist.  You may smoke it for preservation and attach a cord to be worn as a necklace.